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Tom Felton:
Tom Felton
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Information:
Name: Tom Felton
Born: 1987-09-22
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Preparing for the Yule Ball (2006), This Morning (2004), Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001), Das Große RTL Special zum Film (2007), Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
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An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved
away
FeichWynwardeA
Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
MorvenBrianoCZ
When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
was a bit dismayed. "Good
heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she
replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it
now?"
BurhdonGeorgebh
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a
tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced
tornado".
OgilhinnZacchaeusxS
What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!
LintonAbeekuoq
Did you
hear about the boy who was known
as Fog ?
He was dense and wet !
DalenEmmoteZ
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife,
your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.
CayleCeldtunSN
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
travel is very
good for you. It broadens the mind.
Betty,
muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it
broadens!
DarcyBektp
What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
MacLeodAntonrg
A businessman hires a private detective to
find a missing
accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs
a description and asks a few
questions.
"Was he tall or was he
short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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