About KinnonJuanitoxX
Abbie Cornish:
Abbie Cornish
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Information:
Name: Abbie Cornish
Born: 1982-08-07
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Outriders (2001), Marking Time (2003), Wildside (1998), White Collar Blue (2003), Last Battle Dreamer (2009)
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Akshay Kumar:
Akshay Kumar
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Information:
Name: Akshay Kumar
Born: 1967-09-09
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Welcome (2007), Andaaz (2003), Bewafaa (2005), Jaanwar (1999), Jaan-E-Mann: Let's Fall in Love... Again (2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy
!
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
ScirwodeEarnanrK
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a
trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the
trampoline.
ButcherCorrenWt
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come
true!"
JudahAthertonig
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his
keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass
player out.
FarrunDavynff
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
JorahGarnockuD
Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to
go out after school. I
promised Dad that I would stay in and help
him with my homework.
ThompsonSteffanQJ
A young husband with an inferiority complex
insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The
marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish
to
save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
RedmanBirkeeSF
Q: How many Executive Producers does it
take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Executive Producers don't
screw in a light bulb, they screw in a
hot tub.
DonallKimballht
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
EmmanuelMuircheartaighRX
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf
!
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
ToreanAundrayNi