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Summer Glau:
Summer Glau
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Information:
Name: Summer Glau
Born: 1981-07-24
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Creating the Chronicles (2008), Serenity: The 10th Character (2003), Angel (2002), Film '72 (2005), A Filmmaker's Journey (2006)
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Elisabeth Harnois:
Elisabeth Harnois Nude
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Information:
Name: Elisabeth Harnois
Born: 1979-05-26
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Ten Inch Hero (2007), Unhappily Ever After (1995), Adventures in Wonderland (1991), Charmed (2000), Point Pleasant (2006)
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Sarah Polley:
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Information:
Name: Sarah Polley
Born: 1979-01-08
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Dawn of the Dead (2004), Slings and Arrows (2006), The Event (2003), The Claim (2000), Ramona (1988)
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What's the difference between a monster
and a mouse?
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
LeonieDoverFi
Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking
through his hair.
NatanaelCrawfordJO
Pat and
Mick landed themselves a job at a
sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat
yelled: "Mick! I lost me
finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...
Darn!
There goes another one!"
BurleBuaghsY
Why did the pig join a muscle-building
class?
He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
MuirStruanSF
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
cow
spits?
A cud thud!
AiwynRickmanIO
Why were the two managers sitting around
sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
KellanEorlFz
Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
ArlinErcQi
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and
a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
RollandChaimekVb
I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensive toilet
water. It cost 20.
20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could
have had some of ours
for free!
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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
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